When your manager says .....

I am flowing with a river which has rocky sideways, so everytime i swim into it, it hurts me. Your manager is a one crappy creature in this world which has his ass integrated with his mouth so everytime something comes out of it, it smells badly or may be pathetically. In my journey to corporate, i learnt few things which i would always hate to. When your manager says :

1). Tell me about your expectation : Hints it that he wants you not to have any expectation.

2). Can you give Knowledge Sharing session : Bet he is trying to replace you so that you don't left demanding in appraisal.

3). You have any concern : Oops, never open your mouth, because telling him your concerns might be big concern you might end up inviting.

4). We are planning: Fuck it and forget it, it never gets implemented.

5). Status call : one last chance for him to understand what you are doing, so that he can define Knowledge session and left you alone.

6). Appreciate : Fuck it again, coz thats gonna follow with some more work ONLY.

7). See : never follow him, he would show you the fishy world.

8). Team building : To ensure that you are not involved in any value creation activity, coz that mean that you might leave soon. This is applicable specially if the team building is after office hours, which usually happens.

9). Onshore team: The big ass guys, who know nothing.

10). Let's discuss : Get cottons for you ears, coz he is gonna speak all the time.

11). Your manager's status call: he gonna screw you as he would get screwed from his manager.

12). Team meeting : one fucking excercise which leads nowhere.